Well, maybe you should be considering taking your doddering old ass out to Oklahoma the next time they’ve got a big storm front coming through to help the folks out with the power of your mighty prayer. I’m sure that God’s will be swayed by your great piety and spare the folks he was so callously going to wipe out because there are bad people somewhere else. The tell you the truth, Pat, I think you think God’s got shitty aim. I mean, God can drop a tornado on a gay person’s HOUSE. He doesn’t need to wipe out several blocks of a city in a backwards ass state where they don’t even LIKE gay marriage. C’mon, give the Almighty a little more credit than that.
And, seriously, his keepers need to be fired. Shouldn’t SOMEONE’S job be to make sure some of Pat’s more serious episodes don’t make it into the public awareness. I mean, he still generates some money from some really withered old prunes out there whose last breaths are spent worrying about something that was never any kind of threat to them in the first place, but, hey, at least he’s useful to SOMEONE.